American Idol
I am sitting here surfing the net and American Idol just came on, so I'm taking a page out of ESPN's sports guy's book and doing a running diary:
They are singing Diana Ross songs.
Brandon didn't start the show off that well, half way through the song his voice breaks like a 12 year old boy's and then he forgets the words. I can't remember what Randy said, Paula said "blahblahblahblah" and Simon eviscerated him. I give him F+
Melinda is next, she's my pick to win the whole thing even though she has a giant head, let's see.....not liking the song, always a mistake to sing a song no one knows, she was still good
Randy: that was hot baby, yeeah yeah! Paula: (through tears) blah blah blah. Simon: rubbish song, good performance. She gets B+
Chris Sligh: He lost the glasses, bad idea. Jenn: "his belly looks like mine". Started shaky, getting better. Randy: A mess Dawg, yeah yeah. Simon killed him. My grade, C
Gina, the rock chick, is next, for the record she has no chance of winning......it was ok. Randy: "pitchy, dawg I don't know man, dawg dawg". Simon: "just average, not great, not terrible"
My grade C+
Sunjaya is next, just so you know, last week when Sundance got voted off instead of Sunjaya it was all I could do to not put my head through the TV. Here we go......The most shocking hair I have ever seen on a "man". If he put a dress on he would be the prettiest girl in the competition. Randy: speechless, "dude it wasn't good dude dude dude dude" Simon: "Diana Ross just keeled over dead". My Grade F-
Hayley: maybe the cheesiest person on the show......and boring, she put me to sleep and when I woke up my ears were bleeding, not a good sign. Randy:"Pitchy Pitchy yeah yeah yeah" Paula: "forgetting the words is not a good thing" Simon: he kinda liked it, which is a shock because he couldn't remember her name last week. My grade, C
"Blades of Glory" looks like a funny movie.
Phil is next, or as I call him, Golum. He has a big voice, better when he sings high stuff. not a bad job so far by smeagol. Randy: "vocals were hot!" Paula: "adflkajsdpfoaiwenv" Simon: "not terrible". I give him a solid B.
Lakisha: We here at gouldshouse predict Lakisha will come 3rd in the competition. Diana Ross looks pretty good. Probably the best of the night so far. Randy: "Sensational!" wow Randy must have looked at a thesaurus this week. Simon: "outstanding". The best of the night, she gets an A-
Blake the beat box guy: He won't win but I kinda like his style, he always does something different. I am running out of steam at this point, time to get more cookies and a life. Blake gets a C
Stephanie is next, she is a good singer and probably should stay for a long time but I am going to predict that she will be gone in 2 weeks. It doesn't help that she is wearing a patchwork quilt. C+
Chris is singing, he has a good pop voice I guess, it's kinda high and wimpy though, wait a second, he is bombing big time he's gonna get killed by Simon.......Simon: "dreadful and terrible" I called it. Grade F
Jordin Sparks: For the record, my favourite contestant, followed closely by melinda. Jordin is gouldshouse pick to come 2nd. The Judges are going to tell her that she yelled the song. Randy: "You're in it to win it, yeah yeah yeah dawg dawg" Simon: "very very good, in with a shot to win" I give her B+.
That's the end of the show, my head hurts.
Ha ha! Yup, that sums it up well! We still don't have a favorite.
Posted by
Cooke family |
10:58 AM
Your blog post was alot more entertaining to read than the show was to watch!! :)
Posted by
sixwickerts |
11:35 AM
hey thanks, maybe I'll do it again
Posted by
David, Jenn, and Abby |
6:01 PM
I know this post is in the wrong place. But I've been trying to think of a name and I have one - Graham! It too has a nice ring. If there is any chance your little one will be a great cook/chef, then Graham might do it!
Posted by
Anonymous |
9:28 PM
Yes, I agree -- I think Melinda will win this year too. She is definitely my favorite. All I could think about while watching the show last night was how I wish ALL THREE of the bottom three boys would have been cut! All of them are on my most annoying list. Hopefully next week another one will bite the dust. Although I think I'd rather listen to sanjaya than look at Phil! Harsh of me I know! I predict Phil will get cut next week.
I'm glad you posted your American Idol thoughts! Several of my starbucks co-workers and I spend entire shifts discussing American Idol. Good times. :)
Posted by
~Stew~Becky~Petal~Sawyer~Finn ~ |
3:30 PM
My fav is Lucrecia, she is sweet and is not the typical amercian idol. She is obviously talented and in a whole different league compared to the other singers, besides Melinda. Your post on the subject was very entertaining!
Lisa Mutart =)
Posted by
5Mutarts |
5:58 PM
Jordan is my favourite too Dave. Auntie Sues reckons Melinda will win. We think all the boys are rubbish!!!!!!
Posted by
Anonymous |
3:27 PM
I love American Idol again cause now that we have Tivo I can FF all the dang commercials. I love Blake's music and I would buy his album. He's my #1 even though I don't think he's the most vocally talented. Melinda is the sweetest and probably the most talented although she might be tied with Lucrecia and they are followed closely by Jordan who is more entertaining to watch than the other two. I loved your review of the show! Very funny and accurate! Oh, and my husband and I SO were calling Phil Gollum, too! And Sunjaya HAS HAS HAS to go! That's all. :)
Posted by
SarahRachel |
9:10 PM